Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Softcore Porn

So last week I was at my parents house for Christmas and I was up one night watching Transformers the movie and after it went off some softcore porn movie came on. It had some title like Bikini Bureau or some foolishness. Anyway, I hadn’t seen a softcore porn movie in at least 12 years, I mean once you turn 18 what’s the point, plus with all the free porn you can get on the web these days watching softcore is an exercise in futility. This brings forth the following question, why even make these movies any more to begin with? Seriously, the only market for this genre has to be 12-17 year old boys that have no access to the web… and even then it’s not like they are paying the cable bill. I’ll take 2 hours of Family Guy, which seems to be on no less than 4 different channels these days than the annoyance of very awkward looking oral sex.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas Y'all

Like TI says, "Stop lookin at what you ain't got, and start bein' thankful for what you do got." Not necessarily the Queen's English, but you get the drift...