Saturday, April 26, 2008

Options

So as a single man I’ve learned I have a lot of options. The cell phone is the ultimate in getting something when you want a little something. This may sounds weird after I have discussed my last few dates with…hmm I need a nickname, how about Curly Cutie, because she has this amazing long, curly, red hair. Well, Curly Cutie and I get along wonderfully, but as I mentioned before, she’s going through a divorce and there are still some issues there. We actually went to the Sox game on Thursday, hung out all day and night, came back to my place and nature took its course. And let me be honest, it was one of those nights that opens your eyes to what you really want. Strangely, I didn’t want that to happen because I didn’t want to be thought of as an adulterer. But regardless, things happen and now she wants us to not see each other alone for awhile because she knows as well as I know, once any line is crossed then it will get crossed again. It’s flattering and disappointing at the same time. But I totally respect that and I still like her a lot, which culminated into a text tonight saying how I missed her, and her replying that she’s thinking about me as well. So look for Curly Cutie and I to work things out in the summer. BUT…until we can formally be with each other, I gotta get mine….even the best men like me still need to have things taken care of. So I text my friend the Runner, because she ran the marathon Monday, and ask if she wants to have a scotchfest Saturday night, which would also involve watching porn, and that’s a whole different post. She responses saying it’s girls night out but I could come out with them. All good, basically means if I want ass tomorrow I’ll get it. I also text this other chick that digs me to see if she’s out…a few messages back and forth and she basically says “Stay up til I come over.” What sucks is I really don’t like her that way, and as I explained to my girl Kim, there is a guilt element to it., but whatever, God blessed me with a decent appendage so I should use it right? Anyway, I guess I’m being a slut right now….but if I had my choice, I would be happy with my Curly Cutie.

Update: I ended up falling asleep last night, so no feelings of guilt this morning...

3 comments:

Eric said...

1) Keep up the drunken late-night posting...I need more verbs like "responses" in my life.

2) SLUT

Eric said...

P.S. - you said coitus. Nice one, Maude.

DCD said...

Yeah, drunk blogging usually does lead to grammatical as well as spelling errors.