Friday, November 23, 2007

It's Not Like Cold Pizza...

So I literally was just clicking through channels on TV and landed on one of the Jesus channels were some kids were talking about heaven and how no one really knows what it feels like to be in heaven. So my out loud response was "Heaven feels like eternally being in a warm vagina." But then I got to thinking, is there such thing as a cold vagina? I mean, it's inside the body, it has to be warm right? The only way I think anyone could experience a cold vagina is if they happened to be a necrophiliac. Ewww...so I guess there was no need for the warm to describe what I think heaven is like.

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