Friday, November 16, 2007

Everything I Love: A New Series

So I've decided every once in awhile I'm going to write about something I genuinely enjoy, things that I am passionate about. This idea was spawn while engrossed in the search for free porn on the internet, a never ending journey all men are involved in. There is plenty of porn out there, but there is never enough, we all need something new on the regular. Anyway, I stumbled upon a site (NSFW) and it took my breath away. Strangely because I typically don't dig still photos, but this site truly embraced what I love about the female form, and most importantly the beauty of the vagina. This my friends is what I love. Now I'm not talking about pussy. All heterosexual men love pussy. Pussy is something you fuck, vagina is God's art work. Most men probably don't really like vagina. Some refuse to please it orally, they complain about it potentially being loose, and a bunch of other BS. But I seriously have a love for vagina, well...a nice vagina. The site linked above has the most perfect vags I've ever seen. It's such an amazing part of the body. I dig it all, and there isn't one type I don't like. Large clitoris, small clitoris, cute little labia, labia that are all out there, puffy vagina or vag that has no protrusion at all. I simply love them. I've examined women's vaginae like I was a gynecologist.

Now there are some things that is necessary for a nice vag. One, it has to be clean. Clean means as little odor, hopefully none, as possible. It should also be well groomed. Waxed, shaved whatever...but no significant bush, it's necessary to see the details. An ideal vagina has no razor bumps or other bumps from say STDs, yuck. Although it's more of a visual thing, taste is a big deal too. Now although I have no idea what these girls taste like, I'd like to imagine they taste like skin. I know that sounds weird, but clean skin doesn't have a taste to begin with, so you should get where I'm coming from, and vagina is all skin. Nothing like vagina right out of the shower. A person may say, "Well all the girls on that site are skinny and attractive, do you like vaginae on fat, ugly women?" The simply answer is no. A big sloppy gut probably means a big sloppy, smelly, hairy vagina. Also, if I'm not attracted to the chick in other areas prior to seeing the vagina, I'm not going make the enough to see her vagina.

Anyway, this concludes my first Everything I Love post...and I am glad the vagina was the jump off subject...

2 comments:

Eric said...

How in the world can you loving sweet sweet vag come before you loving ass? That would be like Costanza talking about how much he loved the Yankees before talking about how much he loved pooping on a clean toilet - while both are correct, the latter is much more important to him than the former.

DCD said...

This series isn't based on a ranking system, I'd constantly have to adjust it. Plus, there has already been an ass posting...