Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Softcore Porn

So last week I was at my parents house for Christmas and I was up one night watching Transformers the movie and after it went off some softcore porn movie came on. It had some title like Bikini Bureau or some foolishness. Anyway, I hadn’t seen a softcore porn movie in at least 12 years, I mean once you turn 18 what’s the point, plus with all the free porn you can get on the web these days watching softcore is an exercise in futility. This brings forth the following question, why even make these movies any more to begin with? Seriously, the only market for this genre has to be 12-17 year old boys that have no access to the web… and even then it’s not like they are paying the cable bill. I’ll take 2 hours of Family Guy, which seems to be on no less than 4 different channels these days than the annoyance of very awkward looking oral sex.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas Y'all

Like TI says, "Stop lookin at what you ain't got, and start bein' thankful for what you do got." Not necessarily the Queen's English, but you get the drift...

Sunday, November 23, 2008


So I just got off the the phone with the Ex-Lady. I had texted her to let her know there is a sale this week at the National Jeans Company, and in the past, we'd go shopping there together. Anyway, we chatted, and I came to realize that if we were still together she'd be getting a ring this year for Christmas. How crazy is that and how much have things changed? But I was contemplating if I would have bought her a ring out of obligation or would it have been really what I wanted to do. Things def weren't perfect between the two of us, but there are still elements of her that I still find as perfect for me...It's funny, after nearly a year of officially being broken up 9 months of living separately you'd think that would be enough time for me to commit to someone else, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm still hung up on the Ex-Lady...and I wonder if she's hung up on me...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Do Your Civic Duty

So I took the day off to go down to my hometown and vote. I’m still registered there obviously and thought it would be a nice day to use a vacation day. So in this historic election where we will either see the first black president or the first female vice president of our country, I refer to an old Chris Rock skit, where he discusses the OJ Simpson verdict. Check out the video starting around the 1:00 mark or just watch the whole thing because Chris Rock is hilarious.

Basically, he says that when the not guilty verdict came out, black people were way too happy and white people were way too mad…and although people from all races are supporting Obama, I still think there will be a lot of the same sentiment. This election should not be about race, but trust me tonight you will hear a lot about the black vote, the male white vote and the female vote. But regardless, I hope everyone goes out to vote, regardless of who you vote for, you can’t complain four years from now unless you cast your vote today.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I Got Problems With: Skirts with Leggings

Who the hell decided this is fashion?!?! Seriously, this is hideous,
and this isn't event the worst I've seen. Usually I see women wearing
green, red, purple or some ridiculous color for leggings and then some
terrible pink flowing skirt. Honestly, not only is this a horrible
look, but the fact that people are buying into this look makes them
buffoons. Idk if this is hot across the country or just in my general
area, but it needs to go away with the quickness. I'm all for leggings
and skirts, on their own...but together is just a train wreck. I miss
the days of sorority black pants, and those of you that know what I'm
talking about understand how wonderful those were...

Friday, October 17, 2008

Does It Get Any Better...

Taken from Walkoff Walk and Babes Love Baseball...

iPod Friday

Okay, so I'm going to start recommitting myself to this blog. Not only because my 3 readers are missing out on some good stuff, but because 1) its simply good for me, 2) its a form a discipline. It's too easy to just say I'll write later and then never do it...the worst part is I keep thinking of great things to write about and then forget about them two days later...ugh...anyway, let's start with iPod Friday back in the mix....

My current jump off...